Queen Of Her Own Universe
The Blog: Queen of Her Own Universe
First Impression: "Boooiiiinnng!"
Appearance: This is another of the lovely and cheerful blog templates by Chic and Sassy ( who's site can be found to the left in the "Need a Template" section) The design if fantastic in the way it just oozes Jasmine out of it as she is a self proclaimed Queen of the Universe. The colors are great, everything is very neat and not a fucking thing should be done differently. I particularly like the separate post boxes with a slight change to the background behind them. Yup. Good lookin' blog you got there, Jasmine.
Content: Well. I'm not even sure what to say about a woman who chooses her treadmills at the gym by what's playing on the television closest to them. Or, the chick who feared that not forwarding a chain letter would result in chronic yeast infections. What do you say about a woman who refers to her diet as "the battle of the butt"???
You say, "Fuck yeah!" because this here is a prime example of one of the greatest human beings on earth. Hands down. And this is how it works:
Mix Oprah, Ellen DeGeneres, and some random hot chick and you have Jasmine.She is somehow warm and intelligent even though she thinks the world revolves around her she is absolutely fucking hysterical. Don't believe me? Take your ass over there and see for yourself.
Jasmine writes about everyyyyything. Her love affair with Flava Flav even though she is quite possibly the whitest woman on the planet is priceless. The imagery you get as she describes herself as the giggling dufus falling all over herself in the back of her yoga class is brilliant. She refers to the very worst days of pms as "Black Wednesdays" regardless, I have to assume, of whether it is actually Wednesday or not. (You ladies aren't on THAT tight of a schedule are you??)
And... she considers her sense of smell a "talent". Genius. Nothing further to say about that.
Except: She awesome!!! Husband Steve and Daughter Alex are very lucky to have her energetic and humorous existence in their lives.
What I love: She is a refreshing burst of excellence.
What I hate: Not a damn thing.
One Word:"Energy"
Suggestions: Nothing. Keep the posts coming!
Final Say: Readers of The Jack Factor, behold!!! There is a bright light out there and you must follow the light to the glory that is Jasmine!
This entry was posted
on Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 2:14 PM.
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First of all Jack, I want to cry. For someone who doesn't know me or even of my blog until recently, this review is the nicest compliment I could ever ask for and far kinder than my neurotic mind allowed me believe it would be as I asked myself all week wtf I was thinking asking for a review when I know more anyone I would not have delt well with negative. Thank Gawd there isn't any and thank you so much for the props - and the ego-boostin' boooiiinnnnggg! - Jasmine
I am so glad YOU are her pimp. Jas is one freeking amazing woman who has one hilarious blog.
She's had me laughing out loud from the start.
Although I don't get to comment enough in the blogosphere... I echo the great reviews you gave her here. ;)
I knew you would love her! Jasmine is my BFFBB - Best friends forever blogging buddy :) And I totally heart her as well... she is everythng you said and more!
I completely agree, Jack! Jasmine totally rocks! I love her to death!
:-) Great review Jack!!! And your right Jas rocks and is usually my daily morning smile. She incredibly nice and I loved working with her when I tried to make a design that reflected her.
Am jumping on the Jazz-loving Bandwagon here... I forgot how I came around to reading her blog but it's always a must read in the morning to brighten up my day. Ditto on all you said Jack!
Hey Jack... are you there? Do you think people are starting to get sick of seeing my kisser up on your site for all this time?
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